Kainis

Knock knock, blogger.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yolando.
Yolando who?
You think you own whatever land, yolando (pocahontas)

Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Yavanna.
Yavanna who?
Hey mister tally man, tally me yavanna.
Daylight come and me wanna go home.

Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Mitzie.
Mitzie who?
Mitzie cutzie yayayaya
Creole Lady Marmalade!

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Vlad.
Vlad who?
O vlad-ee o vlad-aa life goes on, yeah!
Lalalala life goes on.

Knock knock.
Whos there?
Edgar.
Edgar who?
One plus one, equals two.
Two plus two, equals four.
Four plus four, equals eight.
Doblehin ang eight!
Tayo'y mag-otso otso!
Otso-otso o!
Mag-otso otso na!
Asan si Edgar?
Nasa San Pablo.

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Kagabi kasama ko sa dyip si Sir Mike. May nakasakay kaming magandang babae (na naman). Bigla, bigla na lang, kinanta ko sa isip ko: And I got all that I need, right here in the passenger JEEP...

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Kinuwento ni Sir Mike ang tungkol sa tanka, isang porma ng tula na parang extended haiku (5,7,5,7,7 syllables). Sabi ko gagawa ako, at ang gagawin kong pamagat ay Pagtatanka.

Joke joke joke!