Friday, March 17, 2006

Salong pepe, salong dede at salong betlog

Nasa pocket garden kami kanina nina jethro at ariel, at dumating sa amin ang isang pilosopikal na tanong. Anong street signs ang puwedeng ilagay sa underwear?

slippery when wet
accident prone area
please use the other door
please feed on the animal
do not disturb
deep excavation
please fall in line
watch your head
not for hire
no pets allowed
no tresspassing
mag-ingat sa aso
AC/DC outlet
CAUTION Hot Filling
bawal tumawad
hindi ka nag-iisa
first impressions last
capacity: 12 persons
no blowing of horn
isang sawsaw lang po
pull string to START
isipin ang susunod na gagamit
baby on board
huwag magtulakan
WANTED Tubero
business as usual
keep off the grass
walang tawiran nakamamatay
buy one take one
stop on red light
no solicitations
matamis, galing davao
langhap sarap
sarap ulitin
under construction
for clients only
bawal dumura
hard hat area
beware of falling debris
what you eat is what you are
please don't leave my valuable unattended
thank you, please come again

17 Comments:

At 7:07 PM, Anonymous nikki said...

hahahaha.. sir benta! hahaha.. thank you, please come again.. hahaha!

 
At 10:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

mwahahahahaha! lahat yan bagay sa underwear ko hekhek

 
At 10:31 AM, Blogger jeThRo said...

me naisip pa kami...

insert token here. chos.

o kaya

bawal upuan. (tapos naka-cross out yung bawal)

o kaya

handle with care

 
At 3:38 PM, Blogger ellipse said...

hahaaha, heto pa:

1. Nawawala
2. Wanted
3. No Ticket, No Entry
4. Workers Underground
5. Dig Safe
6. Sarap to the Bones
7. Express Lane
8. Toll-free booth
9. Senior Citizens Only
10. Nice to Look at, Lovely to Hold, But if You Break It, Consider it Sold

 
At 12:56 PM, Anonymous miray said...

sa underwear ng monogamous:
Authorized Personnel Only

sa underwear ng mga nag-aabang sa may QC circle:
credit is good, but we need cash
(pwee ring naka-slash yung credit ...papalitan ng "lOad")

 
At 10:26 AM, Blogger unpack said...

ang galing, yol!!!!! brilliant!!!

medyo off-topic, but here's a line of graffiti during the may 1968 revolutions in france:

Unbutton your mind as often as your fly.

wala lang :)

 
At 7:20 PM, Anonymous isma said...

TITI mo may ASIN!

 
At 8:05 PM, Anonymous anne said...

bawal umihi.

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger sigh said...

kontribusyon ko:

1. paraanin muna ang lumalabas.
2. MMDA art.
3. god knows hudas not pay.
4. bayad muna, bago baba.
5. vote abstain.
6. bawal magtambak ng basura.
7. bawal magtinda.
8. now showing.
9. coming soon.
10.shake well.
11.please come on time.
12.folded and hung.
13.bayo.

 
At 2:34 AM, Anonymous anne said...

barya lang po sa umaga.
no stopping anytime
minimum 50 pumps/hr (weeh)
kills 99.9 percent germs.
vertical limit 9 in. (weeh)

 
At 5:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

pwede ring LOST and FOUND

 
At 9:01 PM, Blogger chum said...

ay pwedeng simulan ang business na yan...sure na papatok HAHAHAH...

 
At 10:05 AM, Blogger Jose Antonio Tanjuan said...

sir laughtrip talaga itong blog niyo! hehe... pano ko kaya ito nahanap?

 
At 2:44 PM, Anonymous Dale said...

naughty! naughty! naughty! :-)

 
At 3:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 4:00 PM, Anonymous joyce said...

Hahaha winner! What if "Tuloy po kayo" or "Walang tawiran nakamamatay" tapos neon pink yung underwear, haha

Napadaan lang, teacher kayo ng kaibigan ko sa ateneo at medyo sikat na ata kayo ;) Nagkataong naging teacher ko si Sir Vlad, hindi ko na lang napasukan, hehehe

Waging-wagi!

 
At 8:57 PM, Blogger jo said...

tried it while on the move sa EDSA. all it takes is a dirty mind :)

Isang tawag, handa na! [Goldilocks]
Get that natural high [Lipton]
Just another hump on the road [Ford Ranger]
Kapit lang [Enerva]
Mapapakamay ka sa sarap! [McDo]
KISS King of Balls [Squid balls, etc.]
Reducer/Enlarger [Xerox sign]
Big. Delicious. Fast! [Sbarro]
More powerful than pain [Advil]
Happy Balls [tuhog-tuhog ulit]
Play and Display [Furni-store]
May libre ulit bukas [Newspaper]

 

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